What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy ?She gave him the cold shoulder !
What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps !
What do snowmen eat for lunch ? Icebergers !
Where do snowmen go to dance ?Snowballs !
How do snowmen travel around ? By iceicle !
What sort of ball doesn't bounce ? A snowball !
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet !
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ? Frost bite !
How do you call an Eskimo cow ? An Eskimoo !
I can only be stopped by depositing large sums of money in my bank account lol
Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...but there were problems everywhere.
Four of his elves were sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More Stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hidden the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the he kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.
Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said: "Where would you like to put this tree Santa?"
And that my friends, is how the little angel came to be on top of the Christmas tree.
STILL not sign of the money...................................................